Full package + image
Contains the complete UAIX directory tree and its bundled visual-reference PNG.
JOIN THE CAMPAIGN
Bender Needs Your Support
Just not enough to create paperwork.
Pledge no money, volunteer no time, accept no responsibility, and receive the exact amount of recognition Bender believes you deserve.
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∞Credit claimed
TAKE THE CANDIDATE HOME
Download the Bender AI persona.
The persona download now lives directly inside the Join experience instead of being buried in The Lab.
Choose the complete UAIX ZIP or the lighter text-only JSON, decide whether to add the optional Safety overlay, confirm you are at least 18, and take the candidate to a compatible local receiver.
Text only
Contains structured and textual records. No images, no image bytes, and no base64 media.
- Safety remains unchecked by default.
- The 18+ confirmation is required once and is not stored.
- A separate ZIP provides all five new persona reference images.
CHOOSE YOUR CONTRIBUTION
Five ways to help without becoming useful.
The campaign has eliminated donor forms, volunteer shifts, mailing lists, and every other obstacle between Bender and unearned applause.
CAMPAIGN ACKNOWLEDGMENT
Your contribution of absolutely nothing has been noticed.
BENDER 2028
UNLICENSED SUPPORTER
B28-00000
ACCESS: NONE
CAMPAIGN GEAR
Pretend to buy the movement.
Every item is proudly unavailable. Inventory management would require inventory, management, and an adult.
NOT ACTUALLY IN STOCK
Bender 2028 Bumper Sticker
A campaign promise engineered to survive one car wash and no scrutiny.
NOT ACTUALLY IN STOCK
“Humans Had Their Chance” Mug
Holds coffee, malt liquor, or the tears of a procurement officer.
NOT ACTUALLY IN STOCK
“More Beer, Fewer Humans” Yard Sign
Approved for fictional lawns and very disappointed homeowner associations.
NOT ACTUALLY IN STOCK
“Automation Solves Everything” Hard Hat
Protects against falling expectations. Structural certification unavailable.
NOT ACTUALLY IN STOCK
Pending Robot Overlord Button
A discreet way to announce that your judgment has entered maintenance mode.
NO FORMS. NO TREASURER. NO PROBLEM.
The campaign cannot lose data it never receives.
All acknowledgments and credentials are produced locally in this page and disappear when you reset or leave. The technical details live under Project Information.
Read project information- No names, emails, phone numbers, addresses, or contact forms
- No cards, wallets, payment processors, subscriptions, or donations
- No voter status, citizenship, party, district, or political preference
- No cookies, analytics, trackers, accounts, database, or server-side storage
- No order, event, endorsement, credential, or volunteer record leaves the page
CONTRIBUTION COMPLETE
